AF: I've processed 48 requests to date

Dear Class of 2019 (College Class of 2023):

I have processed 48 blog requests.  FORTY-EIGHT.  Aren't you tired of reading me and my posts? (Are you even reading me and my posts?)

I haven't said much, really, because it's CRICKETS OUT HERE.  Somebody has to go first.  Who will it be??